To Maria,
with great thanks for being my trainer
I’ve paid my tax,
entered the gym.
You’ve done your stretching,
and I have done mine…
Chocolate shakes
I’ve drank a few,
I’ve had my share of punches,
kicks, hits and slaps
And I’ve come through…
And I need to go on
And on and on and on…
You are my trainer, my friend
And we’ll keep on training till the end.
You are my trainer
You are my trainer
No time for snoozing
Cause you are my trainer…
In the gym.
I’ve taken my belt
And I feel very well
You’ve brought me pain and suffering
And everything that goes with it
I lifted weights
And it’s been no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise
And I consider it a challenge
Before my big fat belly
That I wanna lose
And I need to go on and on and on and on
[refrain]