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Записан(а): Dec 23, 2003
Мнения: 348
Място: plovdiv
Въведено на:
24 Май 2004 19:38:54 » преводи на частушки:))
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Меня девки с собой звали,
А я с ними не пошел -
Пиджачишко на мне рваный
И xуишко небольшой.
Girls have called me to the party
I decided not to come,
It's because my jacket's dirty
And my dick is tiny one.
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По деревне шел Иван,
Был мороз трескучий.
У Ивана хуй стоял,
Так, на всякий случай.
Nick is crossing village slowly
Outside it's cold and snowy.
But his dick is up and running
Just in case if someone's coming.
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У деревни, у села,
Прямо за околицей
Парень девушку ебёт -
Хочет познакомиться.
Guy and girl are having sex
In the country area
He would like to ask her name
But he's little bit ashame
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Ты вчера была моя,
А сегодня Мишкина.
Хуй у Мишки, как сосна
На картине Шишкина.
You were mine the other day,
Mike's screwing you today.
He's got dick as big as trees
On Piccasso's masterpiece...
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Девки в озере купались,
Хуй резиновый нашли
Целый день они игрались,
Даже в школу не пошли.
Girls have found a rubber penis
While goin' to the pool
Had a fun a whole morning,
Even didn't go to school
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Наступила осень,
Отцвела капуста.
До весны уснули,
Половые чувства.
Winter is approaching,
Ice is on the wires.
Cold put the stop to,
Sexual desires.
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Рыбка плавает в томате,
Ей в томате хорошо.
Только я, едрена матерь,
Места в жизни не нашел.
Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose
Only I, pathetic wimp,
Have no fucking place to swim.
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По реке плывет топор,
Из села Кукуева.
Ну и пусть себе плывет,
Деревяшка хуева!
Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself,
Fucking piece of iron!
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